Pete:
We've probably done this before, but I don't remember it if we have, so: which songs will the Fall be doing on the Perry Como Xmas Special this year?
- Do you Know What Yule Looks Like?
- Cracker Conspiracy
- Sleigh Goes Tilt
- The Man Whose Bread Sauce Expanded
- St Stephen Song
Someone must be able to do better than that.
Al:
Sleigh Goes Tilt? You should be ashamed of that one!
Anyway, MES in a nice red cardigan, slacks, maybe a scarve and a glass of sherry...
- Reindeermaster
- I'm Frankincense
- Crap Wrapping (my speciality) and the frankly pathetic...
- Christmiddlemass
Pete:
>> Sleigh Goes Tilt? You should be ashamed of that one!
Not at all! Check out the lyrics and you'll see that it's all about Santa telling off a naughty Elf who's stowed aboard the sleigh, thus exceeding the weight limit, throwing it off balance and endangering everyone on board:
"I am the one who gave you a chance in life
How could you try and end my life?and then there's the chorus:
"Sit still!">> and the frankly pathetic... Christmiddlemass
Not as pathetic as:
- Eat Yourself Fatter
- Choc Stocking
- I Wake Up in the Chimney (sung by MES in heavily wrinkled Santa outfit)
- Crimble
- Pie, Cream in a Seasonal Bowl *cough*
- Plug My Elf In
- Brussel Sprouts and Roast Potatoes
- Put it Away
- Cary Grant's On the Telly
- The $5 Bottle of Cooking Sherry
- There's a Bloke in my House (excited MES woken by man in red coat. Who can it be?)
Al:
Stefan:
sorry...
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And here's a classic (1995 I think) post from the much missed Fallnetter Andrew John Richardson (a.k.a. Rick - R.I.P.)
Under MES' Tree this year...
I shall be sending MES the Fischer Price Fall stage set for toddlers (ages 2-4). It's great. What you get:
- Mandatory amps, mikes, loads of wire etc. The amps have extra size knobs for MES to twiddle and turn off. There is a built in electrocution feature too in the Curved Air set.
- One megaphone.
- One wipe-clean set list sheet
- 35 Brix plectra
- Mixing desk with built in bootleg facility.
- The band come in bendy mouldable plasticine.
- Beer bottles, glasses and pools of sweat/spilt beer for MES to grovel in.
- Lucy's shopping bag
- 200 cut-out Craigs
And Rich Kidd only charged me 320 dollars for the set. BUT when I got it home the MES figure was missing. I found him later crouched behind the sofa smoking a bennie and mumbling into a tape recorder. Thoroughly recommended - great crack for all the family
Also recommended: the Fall Happy Families card game. Contains 4378 cards. All you have to do is collect a set before the MES 'I sacked the band' card is revealed. Suits ages 2-70.
Also: The Fall 'Hot dinners' scruples game. Nuff said it's racy, it's mad it's sad it's a cracker
Rick