Pete:

We've probably done this before, but I don't remember it if we have, so: which songs will the Fall be doing on the Perry Como Xmas Special this year?

Someone must be able to do better than that.

Al:

Sleigh Goes Tilt? You should be ashamed of that one!

Anyway, MES in a nice red cardigan, slacks, maybe a scarve and a glass of sherry...

Pete:

>> Sleigh Goes Tilt? You should be ashamed of that one!

Not at all! Check out the lyrics and you'll see that it's all about Santa telling off a naughty Elf who's stowed aboard the sleigh, thus exceeding the weight limit, throwing it off balance and endangering everyone on board:

"I am the one who gave you a chance in life
How could you try and end my life?

and then there's the chorus:
"Sit still!"

>> and the frankly pathetic... Christmiddlemass

Not as pathetic as:

Al:

Stefan:

sorry...

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And here's a classic (1995 I think) post from the much missed Fallnetter Andrew John Richardson (a.k.a. Rick - R.I.P.)

Under MES' Tree this year...

I shall be sending MES the Fischer Price Fall stage set for toddlers (ages 2-4). It's great. What you get:

And Rich Kidd only charged me 320 dollars for the set. BUT when I got it home the MES figure was missing. I found him later crouched behind the sofa smoking a bennie and mumbling into a tape recorder. Thoroughly recommended - great crack for all the family

Also recommended: the Fall Happy Families card game. Contains 4378 cards. All you have to do is collect a set before the MES 'I sacked the band' card is revealed. Suits ages 2-70.

Also: The Fall 'Hot dinners' scruples game. Nuff said it's racy, it's mad it's sad it's a cracker

Rick